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One day a father and his son were walking in the woods on their way home. Suddenly they came across 2 dogs mating in the brush. "What are they doing Dad?" asked the boy while staring intently at the scene before them. "They, um, they're making a puppy." said the father as he grabbed the back of his sons coat and moved him along quickly. A few nights later the little boy woke up and got up to go to the bathroom. As he walked by his parents room he heard strange noises coming from inside. He opened the door and was surprised to see his father on top of his mother moving in a strange way. His father looked up and saw his son. Instantly both mother and father froze. As the boys mother grabbed for the sheet to cover herself, the father got up and hustled his son out of the bedroom. "What were you doing to mom?" asked the little boy who still wasn't sure what he saw. "Your mother and I were, well, we were, ah, trying to make a baby. You know maybe a brother or sister for you." said the father. Now confident that this would satisfy his sons curiosity, he led him back to his own bedroom. His son turned to him and said, "Oh!" said the boy. Thinking hard for a minute he said "When you go back to bed with mom turn her over please. I'd rather have a puppy."
hehehehe. lol. that's good
Where have i seen this one before ... Still funny, though.
Um, wow.
Lmao, that's cool.
Wow! Why not making a puppy? He already had a bitch. lol!
hahahaha to the last comment and funny post.